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asirenthatcallsailorstotheirdeath
asirenthatcallsailorstotheirdeath

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

I will watch Conviction just for Haley Atwell.

Abigail Spencer is a TERRIFIC actress and if you don’t care about her, you should. Do watch Rectify, even if this new show sucks. Rectify is amazing.

I beg to differ here with Conviction. Hayley Atwell as a sassy lawyer is enough for me to give it a try.

It’s more effective if done in slow motion. : )

I have never not had a male boss that speaks directly to my breasts. People think that’s a joke and shit, but it’s fucking CONSTANT

Um this is the comments it’s all about judging what other people do with their bodies.

Yet he will forever be Conner, Angel’s son, to me. Back from the hell dimension, knocking chicks up.

Words of advice from a straight woman:

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

I have a modest proposal for you, if I may be Swift enough here......

But Cotler’s statements, including many others throughout the film, struck me in this context because they amplified the undercurrent of the snotty record store dude trope, a category into which male record nerds also sometimes fall—the territorial and almost paranoid ownership over music knowledge and guardianship

*raises hand*

The best way to reduce abortion is to reduce poverty. The problem is the “pro-life” crowd keeps electing politician that want to cut assistance to the poor. So, the “pro-life” crowd actually helps to create the conditions that increase the likelihood that women will choose to have an abortion over giving birth. Of

I’m wearing 16 now and am so bummed. But not so bummed out that I didn’t eat some cake yesterday. Today is another day...

“This one time, Regina George Jennifer Lawrence punched me in the face vagina. IT WAS AWESOME.”

So I told this woman in the check-out line that she drew her Eye Brows way too high.

My sister occasionally drank when she was pregnant with my niece, but honestly, it was for the best because our genetics pre-dispose us to being fucking brilliant and that fetus needed to be dumbed down to regular people levels.

In any event, my niece turned out just fine, she’s so beautiful:

This guy sounds delightful. He seems like someone who would be featured on the cover of Dad Magazine, next to headlines for articles about “Assertiveness!” and “Tell Your Kids: Winterizing Your Car is the Next Hot Trend!”