The cups always get stuck in me! There're only so many times you can hysterically ask a SO or a roommate help fish it out of you. I stick with cloth pads now.
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Yup yup. My dad's side is Eastern European and big butts and boobs run in the family.
Mine too! Well, not the casino bit...but our GM takes out his black card and opens up the bar, (we go to a high end place for luncheon) so by 4pm when they finally kick us out for the dinner rush we're SMASHED. One year a department head took a tumble down the stairs and shrugged it off like he was a tumbler, and then…
Is the Edward Chardonnay hands a parody of something? I Googled it, but only came up with results for Chardonnay...
I never got any of that "girl" stuff. My grandmother got me a baby doll and a baby carriage when I was little and I remember asking my mother what I was supposed to do with it. When she told me that the idea was to push the baby around and pretend to be its mommy, I remember being all "Why the fuck would I do that?…
As many a tween girl, I had a sticker collection. One day DARE came to my 4th grade class and told us to watch out for stickers because they might be laced with things (whatever they were describing LSD as to 8-9yr-olds). For years, YEARS, I was afraid to go near stickers.
I love that you've included Voltaire.
As I understand it (and I am NOT a lawyer, but I've done a fair amount of research into fair use), copyrights and trademarks are a use it or lose it deal (not correct legal terminology). Even if you've copyrighted something, if you don't enforce it, it becomes harder to retain your one-and-only claim to it. So it may…
One of my females would beg for banana if I was eating one. If I didn't acquiesce, she'd stamp her foot and jump into my lap. Such an entitled little brat. :)
Haha...yes. They do look so put upon sometimes, don't they.
Grooming is actually how bunnies establish the pecking order. Usually the top banana expects to be groomed by those under her. That's why a lot of rabbit will demand you pet them. :)
This. Our brogrammers go out partying on work nights and call in sick the next day when they're hung over. When I call in sick (which is infrequently but has included necessary mental health days) I always get the side eye the next day.
He was just in Penny Dreadful!
I had been seeing this guy for a few weeks, so we were still exploring each other sexually. This one day he was giving me a very promising finger bang, and I was just spouting all sorts of random dirty talk. I said something like, "I'm such a dirty girl, you should watch while your friends take turns on me."…
This. My friends have taken to calling me the "Den Mother" because I've spent so much time education the roommates I've lived with on how to use things, do taxes, cook, &c.
My mother used to portion out my meals. At the time, I never really thought anything of it—mom would put the food on my plate, and if I was still hungry, I asked for more . . . which she either would or would not acquiesce to. Also, if she thought I ate lunch too late or if she thought a snack I had was too big, she…
Like several other people here have said, I didn't realize it was a slang term I needed to look up. I too read it as nodding off; obviously I look up concepts and terms I am unfamiliar with, but that means I have to register it as "unfamiliar," which I did not.
I've somehow found myself single for 3 years despite numerous attempts to remedy the sitch. Not too log ago, I went out with my coworkers on a Friday night. I spied a guy just my type, and made it my intent to bring him home. I brought him home, we had whiskeys, and set about the task at hand. It was only after all…
Seeing this made me squee so hard. They way they've been writing her character, I was afraid they wouldn't stick to the book. This makes me hopeful...