So, I've been at my place of work for three years now. I work in a small room off the main office with 6 other people in my department of the same peer group. Over the three years—while I may not consider our relationships with each other true and genuine friendship in it's basest of terms—we've developed a…

It can corrode the pipes and most importantly it could lead to a bad reaction with any incompatible chemcials that have been or will be poured down the drain.

Growing up, I was required to assist with chores (natch?), and my parents always sat me down and were like, "this is how you polish the good silver with toothpaste;" "this is how you get wine stains out;" "this is how you re-screen a punctured screen window;" "this is where you light the pilot light;" etc. Every…

Yes. This.

I'm not getting all the hate. Women are people. Some people hate baseball. I am one of those people, and this column makes me smile. In fact, everyone in my immediate family hates baseball, so I come from a long line of female AND MALE baseball haters.

I am a white female and I adore Asian men. Quite frankly it's because of their shape. The curve of their calf and the broad, yet slender shape of their back makes my uterus fall out. Three of the nine men I've legit dated have been Asian. One was a jock, the other was a theater kid, and the last was a punk with a…

For me it's because I have long, thick hair, and I think it looks rockin' when it's all braided (and it keeps it out of my face!), but it's soo expensive to do frequently, and the upkeep is intensive. On vacation, however, I can rationalize the cost into my "I'm on vacay having a good time, fuck The Man" budget.

Bunny hydrotherapy after her FHO surgery. (ED: Sorry, can't get it to embed!)

This is my mini-rex, Floor Monster

I also get all symptoms, but have found after day 1, orgasms make everything better. I guess I'm kinda lucky that all the dudes I've slept with have been like, "Meh, we'll just take a seXXXy shower afterward."

Yes. This. My crazy hipster roommate has 2 (regular and a baritone) and a tambourine. When I say it haunts my dreams, I mean: she plays one or all at 2am and it wakes me the fuck up.

I remember something like this being a problem for me. School in general (from pre-K to senior) was pretty heinous for me, so I didn't get involved in anything at all (hey, the more I was outta that place..).

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Meh.

I live in Mass. where everyone is required to have health insurance, or they slap you with a big 'ole fine come tax time. It's annoying as hell. The state has two plans, and if you're making below the poverty line, you get everything pretty much for free. But it you make even $13 over that line (happened to me),…

I did GS until I graduated HS. I'm ashamed to say that I was one step away from completing my Gold Award, but after graduation and college acceptance I said, "DONE."

I actually have this. When I initially signed up for FaceBook years ago, I recognized that I wanted to have an uncensored outlet for friends, but also a professional page for potential employers and family members. My solution was to create one account under my nickname (heavily protected), and one under my given name…

They use one in the cinematic wonder that is The Back-Up Plan with J-Lo. Don't ask me how I know this.

I had the same reaction!

This could have happened to me. At my high school graduation, I found out a boy in my circle of friends (we were acquaintances) was my second cousin. Having dated several boys in my circle, I was horrified, thinking that any small variation could have thrown us together!