I am 14 weeks and purposely avoiding all such videos. I'd rather not know in advance.

I will post this on every article about domestic violence from here until the end of time. If you are experiencing abuse, it is not your fault. If someone you care about is being abused, you cannot fix it for them, but you can be a support and decrease the isolation they are experiencing. From loveisrespect.org:

I love dick pics, I always read how awful they are but I do. Only of guys that I'm either sexing or planning to sex and as long as they're not extreme close-ups and the lighting is good (so they don't look diseased), there are some beautiful penii out there. I just love dicks. But yeah, make the guys 28 and older, I…

We used to live in the desert and always carried a comb for the big needles and some duct tape for the hairy type. In my opinion, the hairy ones are the worst.

Honestly, I would much rather watch Angelina and Brad bone than Tom Cruise and anyone.

I think I could watch elephants all day.

That is exactly what this makes me think of. The fact that she's calling it an art piece is what really puts this over the edge for me.

The term "psychosexual thriller" kind of makes me want to barf forever.

Fire. Whoever. Did. This. To. You.

Maybe Taylor Swift will use her newly found powers of feminism to teach Sheeran what's up.

I have the most upsetting fascination with RiFF RAFF. I wish I didn't, but I can't help it.

Drink water. If you can get it too watered down you will need to retake it. That will buy you a week or so.

It's not the size. It's the gooey pink inner part that pops out of that part shown in the picture. At least, that's my memory of horse dick. The pros can correct me.

I saw a horse boner when I was 8. It informed my naive pre-teen understanding of how a human boner worked, which was frankly horrifying.

OK...I am going to be that person: approximately 3.4 million cats enter the shelter system every year. Of those, over half are euthanized. These kitties are cute, but dear god, we need to stop breeding cats.

Not a fan of purebred cats.

I don't know how I feel about this. The cats are cute but are dwarves, and the term 'munchkin' refers to intentionally bred dwarves right as it's a 'breed'? Unless I remember incorrectly, this can come health problems.

My cats are not that cute. Then again, my cats are all adopted and not incredibly overbred, so I'll take it.

I don't. But, yes, she had some truly lovely people that she dated. There was the married tow truck driver, the computer nerd who would just stick his penis though the opening in his underwear to have sex and didn't have sheets on his bed, the game store owner who make a Highlander joke as he climaxed during a BJ, the…

Kinda looks like my ex. But with bigger balls.