My friend's mom was kind of a shitty person and I remember going into their house and seeing a gigantic painted portrait of her on the wall. It was pretty weird.

Pretty much all of the Winter Olympics are rich people sports.

I can barely watch the Winter Olympics because all I see when I watch the US team is lots of rich kids excelling in sports that they were privileged enough to participate in thanks to parents with resources. The Summer Olympics at least have sports that are more accessible to people who aren't as financially fortunate.

I don't get it, either.

Yeah, I think it's iffy, too. Oh well. It tastes good and has nutritional benefits. If it means creepy crawlies might be protecting my vagina, I guess that's a bonus. No worries. I was sure I'd read something somewhere about the good bugs migrating so this was a good excuse to investigate.

Paragraph 4 kind of lays it out. There are a lot of factors affecting things, and putting the yogurt directly in your vagina is a more surefire delivery system, but apparently it does get into your vagina and sets up a good colony via oral delivery.

Like I said, haha! Craaaaawwwliiiinng. Or however little yogurt critters move.

Found it!

I seriously think they mean it will crawl from your butt to your vagina.

From what I've heard, the good bacteria is supposed to migrate from your intestinal tract to your vagina. Sounds kind of iffy to me, too, but whatevs. I like it and eat a lot anyway. I haven't noticed if it's made a difference.

I went to the city, ate a wonderful brunch, and attended a sporting event on my last birthday. It was pretty great. Going to a museum also would have made me happy.

Everyone got mad at me when I suggested she use her own money to replace them, so I'm thinking that would be looked down upon, too. She actually is learning how to sew, however, so that could be promising.

It gets worse, too! My daughter ruined 3 pairs of pants in the past month. $15 a pop!

Plus, if you have another child, who turns out to be a boy, you'll be set. I was happy to have all of the neutral things that I did, when my second kid was a son.

And seriously, nothing is cuter than a child in overalls.

I loaded up on blue jean overalls. They're as neutral as regular jeans and adorable on babies. I don't see conductor stripes being any different. Do what you want. The child will be expressing her own opinion before you know it. My own daughter hasn't worn jeans in 4 years, so I'm glad I had the tiny bit of time to…

The worst part is, when the loooong murder trial is over, you aren't all that happy with the way it went, and then you finally get to read up on it and realize how much stuff you just weren't privy to as a juror. I went in with starry-eyed civic duty and walked out pretty jaded.

That and the handicapped parking thing (which is minor, but shitty).

He was really ug before. Now I don't think he's too bad looking.

My next door neighbors growing up had the dumbest stinkiest Golden. You could almost see the "duuuh" bubble above his head.