My husband and his friends get together and process the meat they kill. It's a lot cheaper than paying someone to do it for them.

My friend used to say, when he got caught masturbating in the shower, "It's my penis and I can wash it as fast as I want!"

I used to go to a mall that had a space rented to the local animal shelter and it was awesome. It was set up like a nice living room, with furniture donated from a local furniture store. You could sit on a comfy couch or chair and they had a rotating number of shelter cats just hanging out in there. Kind of a cool…

His home address has been public knowledge for years and the only thing that's ever happened is his getting stabbed in the shoulder with a pen.

She looks great, but in no way would I ever commit to the level of work it apparently takes. She's talked pretty openly about how she's starved herself to get to that point and that she redoes her makeup several times a day.

I read them over and over, too. I didn't know they were based on anything though. That's terrible.

I liked it, too. I know people hated My Sweet Audrina, but I liked that one as well. What can I say? I was 12 and into trashy books!

The previous owner's husband had died in our old house and a lot of weird things happened. Most of them were just amusing and probably nothing but our imaginations but it was fun to talk about. We only used the baby monitor once before getting rid of it because the first night we plugged it in it burst into the…

This was my least favorite VC Andrew's series. The first movie was pretty terrible, too. Not sure why they chose to remake it.

Ha, yeah, boundaries, exuberant child!

Oh, I know a couple of kids who act exactly like this and for the most part I get a kick out of them. I'm a fairly hyper person myself, but my own children are completely shy and reserved.

It was a loooooong time ago, back when she was new on the show.

She hasn't stopped putting her foot in her mouth since they gave her the job! Remember when she said she didn't know if the world was flat?

It's a crazed piano playing prodigy male child with beautiful hair. I had to watch the whole thing to realize this. I wonder if I should just go back to bed now.

Seriously. And apparently, that child is a boy?

That kid. I don't even know what to say.

I don't even think they're from the same house! It's just that nearly every person on my street has a chihuahua (not even exaggerating) and they all sneak out together to roam the streets! The little guy next door is definitely 100% outside but he has a big pitbull mix buddy to cuddle up with. Luckily we are in a…

Ugh, my neighborhood has roving packs of chihuahuas. The little guy next door is regularly in my backyard, just chilling. They are like cockroaches, just everywhere! I feel horrible for these dogs because most people just can't get them potty trained and end up dumping them or sticking them in the backyard. My…

I did, too!

It looked like she rubbed a bunch of dippity do between her hands and smoothed it over the top of her head. So bad!