Haha, I'm pretty sure Suri Cruise wasn't 2 yet when her mother referred to her as a "strong woman." There is some crazy strong kool-aid these celebrity parents are drinking.

This is exactly what I thought. It instantly affirmed that I indeed like her, despite never having seen Girls. I love coffee way too much to give into the blinding chompers complex, it's a waste of money for me.

Yeah, picking on people's appearances for things they can't help is a low blow. Why can't we make fun of his stupid hat instead?

This is such an appropriate response.

Everyone I know with the first name of Mary goes by their middle name.

I prefer working out alone, too, but I do a women's tennis clinic that is awesome.

We have a backyard trampoline, but would still probably pay to play around in a giant trampoline room.

Which is exactly what I stated in my reply. I think we pretty much agree on the matter.

Also, kindergarten, they're still babies! I can see a second or third grader ruining it, but these were 4 and 5 year olds.

I don't love it, but it's a tradition of Christmas for some families. I just remember sitting in my daughter's classroom and a little girl telling everyone, "My mom says Santa is your parents." Really? It was just sad because that child had a lot of sadness and otherness to deal with, (her father had murdered her…

Just make sure that she doesn't ruin it for her whole kindergarten class, please.

Seriously. I know wives who won't even sleep in the same bedroom that their husbands shared with ex or late wives.

Diluted vinegar is good on a burn, too.

Just buy at site sales, then. Most grocery stores will have GSs stationed out front.

That's just stupid on the parents' parts. The selling is the easy part. Delivering that shit is a bitch.

That's the easiest hairstyle, too! Hot roll it and go.

Yes, my little white children are actually by far minorities in their school and I wouldn't be surprised if their styles began to be influenced by the culture they're immersed in. Not saying this is the case for LDR, obviously, but this is a little stupid.

Weird. I totally forgot about those vinyl pads until I read your comment. Wow, flashback.

My kids never ask for anything. They're kind of boring like that.

I didn't want you to be right, either. :(