I found that I have way worse b.o. if I don't shave the pits. A swimsuit with a skirt or shorts works for me. My husband doesn't care either way, he's happy. It really grosses some people out, but whatever. I don't mind shaving and mostly do, but sometimes I don't. Just do what makes you happy and fuck those whose…

I've always liked her. Her music isn't my fave but she has the best personality.

It's annoying though, when YOU SHARE A WALL. I had neighbors who did it like clockwork, and I knew it, because their headboard was hitting the wall *my* bed was against every Friday night.

I had a neighbor who was loud during sex and my dog barked her head off, every single time. Even if we couldn't hear the woman, we knew when she was gettin' some.

Seriously, way to make a story about having sex with James Deen the most boring read ever. There's gotta be some kind of award for that kind of thing.

I know, if you're going to talk about filming porn with James Deen, at least make it juicy! It's the promise of a steak dinner and only getting served a salad and baked potato.

I learned a tiny lesson when her first grade friend's Christian mother came to me and said her daughter wanted to marry my daughter because my daughter said it's ok for girls to get married, since her cousin is married to a girl. I laughed my ass off on that one and shrugged.

Yeah, that was one thing I did talk to my kids about. I told them that it's ok for them to talk about it in the privacy of our family but that other families might not be as open, so they should probably not discuss this stuff with their friends.

Yes, our showing of it was terrible. I remember all of the girls were crammed into a tiny room and shown the video on a tiny tv. I think the tracking was messed up on the VCR, too. It was so awkward. Then they gave us giant Always pads and sent us on our way. I don't actually remember learning anything helpful.

Oh, shoot, I forgot mine is 9! I'm in denial that she's growing up, I guess. I started talking to her last year because she definitely has friends that look like they are close to getting periods and also, I'm trying to not make it embarrassing or shameful, so I drop things casually into conversation.

There are two books, one for younger girls and one for older.

We had the Annie video, too and was so crappy, even back in 1988, when I watched it.

I bought it for my 8 year old recently. I also bought another, more in depth book on puberty and sex.

I've had luck writing letters to contest things like that. Definitely fight it.

That's what you took away from reading this?

Nah, you're good. That's why you flea protect your dogs.

...in the scrotum of the trousers... Okaaaayyy. Handy coin purse, on one hand. On the other, I hope to never ever imagine such a thing again, because ew.

I'm sugar crashing hard. That's me, too.

I had a chocolate croissant AND a free slice of cake.