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That's what you took away from reading this?

Nah, you're good. That's why you flea protect your dogs.

...in the scrotum of the trousers... Okaaaayyy. Handy coin purse, on one hand. On the other, I hope to never ever imagine such a thing again, because ew.

I'm sugar crashing hard. That's me, too.

I had a chocolate croissant AND a free slice of cake.

I've liked all of the skin products from Lancome that I've used, but I've never purchased any and I don't really see myself being able to justify that kind of spending to myself. If you have the money and you're really happy with the results, I'd be happy to help you justify the purchase, however.

Aw my first crush when I was little was named Dax. I have a soft spot for the name.

My husband named our cat Bella in 2003. It's so embarrassing now!

Aren't regular bras torture enough?

Pasties, pork chop sandwiches?

It's gross? I changed mine and didn't think it was too bad. I didn't have any pressure to change it from anyone. That old name wasn't mine any more than the new one is. It was my dad's and just barely his, as he was adopted by a really shitty couple. I just think people should do what they feel best doing and not have

I'm at the point where I choose my face over my ass or abs.

I don't think they've gone out, judging from the ubiquitous yoga pants. If people are wearing anything under those, I'd think it would be thongs. I'd also guess it's yoga pants and skinny jeans causing crotch infections, due to lack of airflow, rather than thongs.

I was just thinking of the PTSD this stupid school has probably caused.

Costco pizza is definitely the most bang for your buck. Ours, you definitely have to be a member to enjoy the food court, though. I've seen them turn non-members away.

Seriously. I have no plans to ever go, so I don't really see myself being enraged over the price increase and I don't really feel bad for those who are affected by the increase.

I've been dying for a greyhound since I was 18. It's part of my retirement dream. Me, my greyhound, a quiet bungalow. Live the dream, friend!

Yeah, it's easy to tell someone to just dump him if they haven't been married with children. It's worth it to put a little work into figuring things out.

I was thinking something in that line, too.