No, this is clearly an ad campaign by monosodium glutemate trying to rehabilitate its image.

Man, I’d hate to be the guy who has to rappell down the side of that thing to replace each burned out LED. 

The sphere is effectively an outdoor electronic billboard, that probably runs on Windows, and functions as a secondary or mirrored display. So I wonder how long it’ll be before the Sphere looks like this:

Wait, Mr. Meta Jiu Jitsu is calling out Electro Hair Plug Space Man?
This reality is so poorly written that if we were paying to experience it we would all be entitled to our lives back.

hot take: maybe The Simpsons, the fans and the world are better served by *not* making another video game. I don’t see any set of circumstances where anyone (except certain shareholders) has their lives improved by the existence of another attempt at this. Even the one good video game (the arcade brawler) was an…

Yet not nearly as much of a failing falling fireball as Twitter.... so success?

I guess only Sanderson knows, but Paltrow does not strike me as a person to GRACIOUSLY/sincerely WHISPER “I wish you well.”

It takes a lot for someone in the throes of a psychotic episode to recognize that they’re experiencing a psychotic episode and in need of help.

They have to say that for people who don’t know where Connecticut is.

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

2. becuz late to pickup kids

“How much does the Mandalorian get done this week?” is apparently the new “when do they get to the fireworks factory?” 

I feel like the Jack Daniels-born clickers would be total bros who would annoyingly yell “Freebird!” at every concert.

But Lifehacker told me to….

Musk leaving town...

It was always pretty clear a lot of these revolutionary tunnels were gonna be bogus, but when Musk started meeting with government officials in FLORIDA about building tunnels, that’s when it became crystal clear to me.

Got to keep journalists honest otherwise crap like that becomes a ‘fact’ if left unchallenged.

If only there was a way of knowing that this boring company project was a scam.

Republicans: “We must protect our 2nd Amendment rights even though the US has daily mass shootings!”

So Ye’s mistake wasn’t spouting anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, it was speaking the truth out loud? Holy shit - I already thought Chapelle was an asshole, but it looks like he’s ascended to a whole new level. Anyone who decides to continue giving this guy a platform can go fuck themselves.