Naomi Campbell in the fab dress in the back. And stunning in the center is the fantabulous amazalicious Taraji P Henson. We streamed Empire this summer. Utterly, totally engrossing. We’re streaming Power now. Not as strong but still pretty good. Got inspired to watch both shows here.

I want Jordan Dunn’s pants.

I’LL FIGHT YOU FOR IT

Why’s the Weeknd in the pic? How big is his guest starring role next season?

I am also agreeing with Alexa. Wasps love me. The insect kind. And also also, my hair in the 90s may or may not have looked like Mariah’s hair in that pic. Lots of relevant stuff here for me tonight. I kinda want Chrissy’s chair, too.

So, Yoko

Just the flowers. Leave the chocolate alone.

I look at it as permission to eat some candy during the months of August through (War on) Christmas, when I finally get through that last bag, blaming all of the weight gain on Thanksgiving.

Back in my day we knew to keep The War on Christmas to December, The War on Halloween to October, and The War on Arbor Day to April... The War on My Lawn is year round though, so get the fuck off of it!

The Easter Bunny is a pagan fertility symbol, so I’m pretty sure he is a she.

Soon they’ll be interviewing the Easter Bunny and demanding that he take sides.

Friggin’ Christians and their attacks on traditional values. Let’s keep the Saturn in our Saturnalia.

Ah, the War on Christmas comes earlier every year! Pretty soon, the whole year will be just one long War on Christmas.

I get the feeling she’s like the Manchester United of human beings. It’s the fact that 80% of the people love her that makes the other 20% hate her.

They’ll never be friends. Taylor is still friends with Selena Gomez who has a feud with Miley from back in the day and why do I know this I used to know math.

Is Taylor Swift just one of those people who you just totally adore or otherwise just completely loathe? You hear celebs talk about wanting to lick her @sshole, and then others talking about what a manipulative horsey-shrew she is but you never hear someone just be like,

But isn’t Cara also friends with Rihanna, who’s friends with Katy Perry?

I hate to break it to these folks, but Jesus was a Semite, and probably not "white" in the way that they want to believe.