yeah, normally Hollywood could give a shit about the source material. I just saw a preview for a Ron Howard spin off of Moby Dick and it's so colossally bad it will give Melville fans a heart attack. They have no respect for fucking Melville, but 50 Shades has to a literal translation into film.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

0. Because you sound like a Ferengi when you do.

That's kind of my point. I think there's a lot of misdirected criticism of online dating that seems to ignore the fact that the problem isn't the medium, it's the people. But it's also the same in real life. I mean, I've ended up dating guys that I met because they chatted me up in a bar or party. But for every guy…

H0w much will it cost to grease the hotel management to clean up and not report me after my "pretty woman" overdoses in the bathroom on some too pure skag she got to celebrate?

Why they don't change it? Because of the whole false recovered memories of Satanic cult abuse BS of the 80's.

Am I crazy for thinking I'd like playing for Harbaugh? He's crazy but he never seemed like a dick like Schiano. From the outside it seems like he supports his guys. I haven't seen him bury his players in the media. Comes up with good schemes. Maybe he wears people out though.

I'm kinda surprised half the coaching staff isn't there on H-1B visas.

Is there any mundane and perfunctory aspect of human existence that won't inevitably be made even worse by some douche-bro app inserting itself as a vacuous middleman?

I don't know, it is a pretty persuasive document.

I get the feeling that if there were a Venn diagram of 30 Rock fans and Beyonce fans, there would be a very large part of the Beyonce circle that was untouched by the 30 Rock circle. I loved 30 Rock and I didn't even remember that joke.

And if she is from Seattle her precious snowflake will also be a vegan, gluten intolerant, dairy free/soy free genius. Mummy will be married to her emasculated bearded yet incredibly metrosexual wimpy husband and baby will be called Sapphire or Rainbow :)

Whats wrong with "insufferable"?

Exactly.

This is incredibly disappointing to me. I always pictured them in my mind as more of a "Arrested for DUI leaving a party down by 16 at halftime" kind of couple.

Exactly! I mean, it would almost be like if I brought up the NFL your response would have been a scorching hot take. But I didn't. Your ax just needed some grinding.

I picked up the Utilitech about a month ago. Love it. Takes some time but makes even the coldest rooms toasty warm in about 15 minutes.

I picked up the Utilitech about a month ago. Love it. Takes some time but makes even the coldest rooms toasty warm…

Which, sadly, is the point. She's the no name nobody that every (white) girl can imagine being. Sort of the way Bella is. No surprise there, as Ana is supposed to be Bella, just...into bad, unsafe BDSM.