Hmm. Wouldn't she get that nice comfort of no one recognizing her literally anywhere outside of her apartment?

At best she embodies the word "meh". If a magazine must resort to describing your clothes to make you more interesting, you ain't it miss thing.

Even if it wasn't close. How many times in life will you ever be at the NFC championship game? Stay and watch the other team win and applaud the champions.

I was estranged from my mom for years. It probably wouldn't have been that long had she been truthful about some major events on her life (one of them being why she became a fugitive) when I point blank asked her. At the time, she told me it wasn't her fault that I didn't trust her and I needed to forgive and forget…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

It's only dangerous in our stupid scared minds.

And now there is also the hipster "unschooling", which is code for "My special snowflake is so much smarter than all teachers ever, he or she doesn't need to learn anything at all!".

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I'm a teacher in Philly. The level of abuse that occurs to some children and they are left in those homes is just astounding!!!!! Maybe when we report the neglect, physical and sexual abuse we should mention that they also walk home alone. Maybe that'll get some fucking results.

No kidding. I mean, these sound like parents who are absolutely the opposite of neglectful—they've given their parenting a lot of thought and consideration and come up with a cogent philosophy and rational strategy. If this is the worst thing their county's CPS is up against, then congratulations! You can go ahead and…

That's an important thing to remember. People keep saying "but it's so dangerous NOW!" Nope, crime is down hugely. We just hear more about every single incident because internet.

I've always been pretty wishy washy about having kids but this kind of shit pushes me square into the "NO" camp.

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"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."

The only thing that worries me about the prospect of dying with my cat is that I know he will eat my face within minutes of my expiration. The next day they'll find a stack of bleached bones next to a 100+ lbs cat.

Pussy Umenyiora?

I loved watching this man get progressively more pissed off. She's so delightfully ballsy, even for a Daily Show reporter.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

So this will be my last comment for the day before I have to actually do some work:

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.