I'm on the fence. It's like Dethklok got glitter bombed. I kinda like it, kinda don't.

Concern trolling at its finest. Kudos, sir.

Best coach in college football.

Yes! This was the only McD's ad I saw yesterday, or at least, the only one that made an impression. This was great. Reminds me of the "Wonder if I Gave an Oreo" ad last year (or maybe 2013).

Nauseating tripe, I'm supposed to "care" because McDonald's occasionally puts up nice signs? Pandering to the military is the lowest form of pandering there is.

Don't fall for that hoity-toity Grace Kelly bullshit.

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

I mean, I do. I'm in that rare cross section of people who actively read Deadspin, Gawker, Kotaku and Jezebel.

Considering how often I vacuum (not for 3 years) I could see myself going the same way. Good news is, my mom's dogs would probably eat her & make the whole thing not my problem forever!

Instead of outright saying "I'm a lesbian," in the future I will just say "I'm more casual than ever." It's basically the same.

Don't invite that asshole cousin!

I'm in the no-kids camp because, frankly, most parents of young kids I know (so, you know, my friends) are absolutely terrible about controlling their children and monitoring their behavior in public. At my brother's wedding, there were only a couple children, including flower girl and ring bearer, neither of whom I…

I'm confused; are you accusing monogamous people of being stupid, irrational, religious bullshit backed thinkers? Or is it people who don't have discussions about their relationships that you're hurling that accusation at?

Thank you for responding the Chairman Kaga so positively. So many people online basically tell men in these situations to STFU. He's obviously in an unhappy situation, and you were supportive despite also being supportive of his wife.

After our first child my wife had massive post-partum hemorrhaging that required emergency surgery, resulting in a horribly infected episiotomy. It took months to heal, but with massive scarring and nerve damage. Bottom line, we've had sex three times in four years, counting the two children conceived.

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I'm all aboard the Fuck the SEC train. Hopefully obnoxious terms like "SEC speed" can be put to rest forever. That "SEC speed" sure struggled to keep up with Ezekiel Elliott.

Me too, but I also wish I could believe it was intellectual curiosity and not a constant attempt to overcome a sense of never being good enough, which is heartbreaking.