Don't ever write anything again.

I don't know, unpopular opinion time. Although I know how important the Cosby show is/was I was never a fan. Watching it growing up I thought it was just way too Leave It to Beaver, Hunky Dory, Happy-Go-Lucky. I just never really liked it that much. To me My Wife and Kids was a better depiction of a black family that…

This feels like a chopper-mom/stage-mom kind of thing. I am so sick of people with their

Sick. +1

I think the danger there is that people will try to marry you like you're a dude in a Jane Austen novel. "Ooooh, there's Mr. Fitzwilliam Misfittoy, he has ten thousand a yeaaaaah!"

Nope. They are mocking Southerners. Hence the Confederate Flag always on display. They never do poor New Yorkers or poor Californians. They do Southerners.

Make it look like Penelope Garcia's office!

I wouldn't mind tackling Gronkowski below the waist, if you know what I mean.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

I love how, halfway through the second roll, she makes eye contact with the camera, like, "Are you getting this??"

So ... you wouldn't be into my show about the ghost of a black salon owner who gives haunting advice to white women with low self-esteem and bad hair? Before you answer — it's called "Big Perm" because all roads lead to Friday. Somehow.

At least McCarthy isn't there, so nobody is asking questions like "does being raped by Bill Cosby cause autism?"

Let's not compare the modeling industry to race. Coco Rocha is right.

Ha! The Big Ten sucks! Clever route you chose to take Deadspin writer who will never be promoted to bigger and better things. As a Northerner, I take comfort in the fact that we care 1/52 as much about Amateur sports as the South does. The South does so because of a weird sense of identity they have with their state…

Now we know what happens when you have Too Many Cooks.

Even if I had a hair style that required that much upkeep, I can't imagine the life situation that would allow me to entertain this routine, financially or time-wise.

"I have a Marlins car and the largest collection of Marlins memorabilia probably in the United States."