Exactly this thought. I can’t think of any alternative theory of anything without thinking of Owen Wilson now

Life imitating wes Anderson yet again.

Ho ho look at you, quite the sophist, aren’t we?

Like I give a shit

Define coerce. What are you supposed to do in a situation where you’ll be on the hook for the shitty circumstance?

Cleansing by fire!

Clarence Thomas is the worst

Sad to be validated by stupid shit like this.

This happened to me 2 years ago around the same age. Scary shit but I haven’t had an issue in a few months. They attributed it to low blood pressure from rapid weight loss

Also, remember when arson was a thing in NYC? Could be again. Just saying.

Yeah, the people that long for a return to gritty urbanism need to pay the price in blood themselves.

I can not believe the misalignment between what I care about and what execs think I care about.

Like facts get in the way of a good self-righteous brick shitting...

Failed the purity test that is so important...

Somebody somewhere is shitting bricks mad about the appropriation here...

First the Butt Plug Tree now this...

I am dying from cute overload

Cops are the worst

Can Marshawn Lynch borrow her for pressers?

A book? I thought we did away with those in 2014!