People think I defend her “ironically”- whatever the fuck that means - but nope, 100% defend her. She is absolutely loathed: for her sex tape, for ‘being famous without talent’, for not being a role model, for her exorbitant spending, for her endless selfies...

Haha! You know, I would love to pull the hair off my vulva and asshole (currently only shave) but when I’m completely hairless, I pee differently. Like, the urine kind of runs down my inner thigh. Am I the only one?

Republicans = People who grew up believing all of their achievements were the result of their own hard work instead of the truth that a significant portion is due to family or community support, systemic imbalances and sheer luck.

Sounds like someone’s hangry...

Tell me about it...

If someone was actively trying to kill you, would you feel justified killing them in self-defense? If yes, why? Do you think that your life is more important than theirs? I mean, it’s awful that you’re in that situation but it’s wrong to commit murder.

I believe that’s a fair point but I wanted to be careful on the slippery slope of policing someone’s sexual encounters. For example, my ex and I didn’t start every sexual experience with, “do you agree to sex?” You might agree that seems normal but sex with your partner in the past doesn’t grandfather you into all…

This feels like a morality attack on women. As if, because this woman was out drinking, she clearly wanted to have sex. You know how those party girls can be...

This is a perfect example of why I hate the phrase, “don’t take it personal”. As if the only reason a person’s behavior could upset you is if it was directed to you and you only.

Popped open the purple bag of Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili and put them right the fuck back down. I’m by no means overweight but I’m sure as shit not toned. I want to be looked at when I go to the beach the way I just looked at him.

A little lengthy but here it goes.

I’m with you. I’m getting 1970s “Soul Train” crossed with 2015 Janelle Monae’s “I’m not for male consumption.” I want to wear it to a gala and eat at all the hor d’oeuvres behind my fringe. I want to sit in a smoky bar while reading a yellowed book occasionally catching the eye of a patron when a hand extends out to…

During one of my many 45 rants about him being racist, homophobic, xenophobic and sexist, one of my classmates informed me that his “friends who voted for Trump” aren’t necessarily prejudice. That it was “a more nuanced decision” and that they “were concerned about the economy.”

I’m a med student currently doing practice questions for Boards. I’ve done about 1300 questions so far and none of the patient vignettes point to poliomyelitis. So I’m really fucking salty that these people, who most certainly were vaccinated against polio because we are almost at complete eradication and my own board…

My cousin and I used to visit my grandmother every summer and once, she brought us to her friend’s house to hang with other kids. This friend had 3 older boys and they decided to put on “Nightmare on Elm Street”. That was the first horror movie of my life and I remember hiding behind the brown recliner, my 7 year old…

I have also noticed that behind a horrible Instagram comment, often lies a private user page with a quote such as, “Mother. Wife. Christian” or “Living a life of love.”

Yes! That is Grade A shade.

I wonder if he’ll pick the 3rd foot belonging to Bannon which is lodged firmly up his ass.

I should have peed before reading your comment.

I dated a guy who used to run in front of me to grab the door. If I had reached the door first, he wouldn’t walk through it. I can hold your fucking door too. We’re equal.