That seams to be correct.

I like the cut of your jib. Road trip?

LOOOOOOOOOL! I’m still laughing!

Current guidelines recommend as second line treatment a defalsectomy.

Okay! And how would you rank the punchability of Paul Ryan’s uppermost portion of his exoskeleton?

Who is second?

If you’re taking requests, can we also add Percy Pig?

I wish the major dictionaries would remove the word tremendous.

This administration can be the sole source for the following website:

Does Trump have a speechwriter or fact checker? From what I’ve heard, not a single speech has been well-thought out, cohesive and supported with facts. I can’t understand how he made it through the 3rd grade statewide English exam let alone college. Does his administration WANT him to look foolish? I feel like he’s…

Tell me about it...

No, NY does not have early voting. Your other option is to apply for an absentee ballot, which you cannot do on election day. To qualify, you must be absent from the city, ill or disabled, the primary caregiver for someone who is ill or disabled...

I did not vote. I was going to vote for Hillary but had nothing to fear: she would win NYC without me leaving my surgical rotation and spending my last $20 on a cab. Besides, 94% of Black women voted for Hillary. Even if my one vote tipped it to 95%, nothing would have changed.

As my wise teenage brother just said, “they “All Lives Matter”-ed the Holocaust.”

I was the first to graduate from college in my family and I got into this wonderful liberal arts college. My grandpa, who was the only person we knew with a car, drove me. On the way, as if it just came to him, he said, “You know, my first cousin well-known political analyst’s name attended here.”

This has been on my mind and since I stopped going to church as a kid, I’ll repent to you, oh Based God.

I used to feel bad too, particularly with the Hippocratic oath on my tongue. However, I got over it by not wishing anything on him that he wouldn’t ultimately receive. No prayers for cancer, no wishing for a heart attack, no - justified - missile to his monumental ego, just pure and utter death. That is something…

That’s what I found striking too. “...earlier than they used to...” Aren’t business hours 9-5? What did this man do all morning?

I was two weeks postterm and my mother had to be induced on June 14th.