“Lincoln wanted to ship all black people back to Africa Highway”.

Well you all are wrong imo. My father took me to Epcot when I was 16 months old and died 4 months later. He and I were alone all day and I still remember bits and pieces. I remember him taking me to meet Figment and telling me he was related to Barney. I remember watching the electrical light parade in the water from…

This show breaks my heart. It was the story of me and my best friend, down to the almost T, but he walked out of my life 3 months ago after ten years. I dont want to see this </3

more like David Lynch. None of this shit makes an iota of sense.

Apparently he’s developing a new project for Noel Fielding of all people. And pigs will fly...

you’ve sold me.

Omg you’re right - I totally forgot about that. I feel like a whole new world was just opened up to me lmao

See, this probably makes me awful, but I’ve been living in NYC for 3 years now and I’m broke and tired and hungry. I miss the everloving shit out of Walmart.

Rick Scott looks like he died years ago....

Kelly Anne?

How did she escape?

I just went out of my way to find my kinja log in info on this new phone to star this comment. SO accurate.

schadenfuckthis

RIP The Soup :(

He absolutely misspoke. He meant to say “k!ke” (or he was biting his tongue and “cuck” came out...).

Payless here isn’t *that* cheap either. I could get 45 dollar heels at DSW that are way better than Payless for the same price.

Is that baby Obama gif from when he video’d in to the daily show when he was still a senator?

I also dont think she’s had plastic surgery? Or am I being incredibly naive?

This is very off-topic, but can we please discuss how fucking stupid Boss Baby looks? If I hear Alec Baldwin say some incarnation of ‘always be closing’ again I swear I’m going to go crazy.

Absolutely. “Deeeeeeee-jayyyyyyyyyy”