Now we really know what happened at his blind date with Sarah Jessica Parker.

I’m thinking this could end up becoming a heated rivalry, and name it something fun and witty, like The COurteous ClAsh - just imagine all the spoils for the winner.

Cool, then they can switch to playing rugby 7s after week three, because that’s how many players will be left eligible to play

Eh..

They look like they’re sponsored by the Better Business Bureau

U shld c his sald tossing skillz!

Megan Rapinoe goes from kneeling to calling? Sounds like my ex girlfriend

Even on the telecast the team was referred to as Zvezda, but Red Star Belgrade, sure why not. I bet you went to the mall after the game and bough your old lady some sweet Ga-vin-chee stuff.

Dual citizen, hah! Tell that to the dept of state

Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn’t leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don’t blame him ‘cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me “Su’a”

what kind of a fucking name is Brock?? And why the hell hasn’t he changed it to Oz Brockweiler?

“And how exactly is this man supposed to feed his family?”

“...Head coach Dirk Koetter...”

#laughingoutloudmetropolitans

Kirk, eh? Sounds like a hardworking, gritty kid just trying to play the game the right way that had a minor lapse in judgement.

He’s wearing a vest AND Wayfarers, how do you not take him seriously??

They also had an Audi A4 to test it against, but the Tesla ate it

A little off topic, but a little known fact - Kirk and DeMarcus are not related at all.

I wish it were all this simple. Just throw out two graphs out there and call it a day. Unfortunately it’s a lot more than $ per student and which way the states swung in the most recent election.

Everybody is trying to dissect this interview, and I’m just being a fat ass here chewing on cheetos and wondering what the fuck is wrong with people naming their kids weird shit.