After my old man passed away a few years ago I snatched one of his plates off of his ‘95 skoda favorit and I slapped it on the front bumper of my Lexus. It has the blue stripe with the eurostars so clearly not a transfer/temp plate. Does it remind me of him every now and then? Yep. Do I give a fuck if you think I’m…

As punishment, the team bus did not stop for chai lattes once for the remaining of the trip.

Why would anybody hate Indiana? It’s such a wonderful place

Colin? Colin Cowherd?

Still better than Lonzo

He may be disappointed with himself, but I sure thoroughly enjoyed this

“I wanna talk to Sampson. Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson”

I think Fultz should cut it out with the basketball and go back to being a relief pitcher.

Meanwhile, Valentine plotting his next move...

Probably asked LeBron to drive his car

I can see it. Vegan, on first name basis with every employee at Whole Foods. Drives a Subaru.

I didn’t appreciate the “Hockey! Hockey” chants the few times Goran Dragic touched the ball.

He also mentioned that he tried to call Tom Seaver up too but he had a bridge tournament out in Winter Heaven that week.

Fergie is worse than that one “friend” that constantly posts factually wrong pro gun memes on social media. Well maybe not that bad but pretty fucking close.

Ray Allen deserves it just for He Got Game

No grown ass man should ever go by “Marty”, woman beater or not

Looks like Wayne Brady, shoots like Wayne Brady. Therefore, it is Wayne Brady.

We have found The Brian O’Brian, from Dickchester

I don’t think it was a whole bushel. Three, three-and-a-half pecks tops.

Darryl Strawberry, sitting on his couch.