and then Notre Dame would almost surely appeal to the Supreme Court again. This thing could ping-pong back and forth forever, and what fun that would be

These bros should be forced to sing their cute little song to Howard and his family on national TV.

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride.

I felt like Shonda fell into the trope that the only dead black kids we should care about are those of unassailable "good" characters. What if he did have a knife that although pulled out wasn't attacking the police officer? Should we care less? What if he had some weed in his pockets? Should we suddenly turn our…

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

In the beginning of this, was she signing books at Women and Women First?

#2 thought: WHY IS THERE A SLAVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

#1 thought: WHAT IS INTERNET

In his defense, that could have easily been me.

He's like George Washington when he defeated The Al-Qaeda and commies at the Battle of 'Murica.

Second star to the right, and straight on 'till morning, Leonard.

Picketing a funeral online — truly doing the Lord's work.

This is probably the best description of them I've ever seen. They're Jamming us all.

Ok, WBC. Sure.

I'm both terrified and a little turned on right now.

YEEEH girl!

That's a great white shirt he has on.

I doubt my mild reaction to the controversy says much about me, but my smug-as-fuck satisfaction in finding out I was right about the dress color probably does.

That would be #5 from the article linked above: