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I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.

people all around you have to come get it

I love that weird clip of Darren Rovell. (The dude asking to be Kate Upton's valentine) He is truly the worst.

Point of fact: he is showing just as much vagina as Hannah Davis.

Next year's cover is going to be a woman in stirrups with a speculum in. Just right up in it. If we're having this vagina conversation anyway, we might as well see an actual vagina, damnit.

Ugh fuck I'm 23 and she still looks better than me

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Sure as hell can't talk about that kind of thing with women present.

Another day of police acting irrationally and without consequences.

And, if we're going biblical here... Men are made of dirt.

"Then he took the rib out of man to make woman. And you know, a rib is a lesser cut of meat."

STELLAAAAA!!!

What did she expect by being a member of a political party that views ALL minorities as inferior.

Kinky, huh?

Better yet a cartoon — Lizzie McGuire style.

My stomach every time I drink a glass of milk.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.