I'd hit it. And by it, I mean him. In the face. With a shovel. Hard.

what did you think about the final installment?

Dear Bryony,

I believe it's called Faking It

"But but but, your honor, her face! How could I know?"

bad.boys.finish.first....I bet he does after 30 seconds...followed by 30 minutes of sobbing

I would love to return the favor if I ever spot Rush, but I'm sure I would vomit mid sentence.

EVERYONE knows that "sexy lady" music plays in the head of every whore who walks down the street. Which is why I exclusively listen to marching band music in mine.

I wish someone would pelt these people with common sense and human decency.

Because I have an inflated sense of self, I can't help but FEEL that ONLY my tv and I carry the burden (and pleasure) of maintaining Shonda's viewership. So I let Scandal run in the background on mute (unless something catches my eye) until HTGAWM comes on.

I have been locked in my room caught "in all my feelings" all day with her album Tough Love on repeat and I have no plans of escaping yet. I love her.

It grinds my gears when people describe someone using American for ethnicity. For example:

I would if I could, but I think it would be really hard to punch their teeny tiny dicks :)

I'm sure it has more to do with the demographics of the area. I went to a 90% white university and most of the harassment came from (surprise) white guys. If anything, they would make it about my race. "Ooh, I loooove chocolate girls" or "I got some cream for your cocoa" and if you ignore them "Bitch, you should be…

I think it fades by degrees in every generation, at least in my family. My parents were beat or "whupped" as children and they spanked (still painful but in no way a beating) me and my siblings. I don't have kids, but I don't see myself spanking. Mostly because it wasn't as effective as my parents like to think. I…

Ha! I never truly engage, I hide, but I might try a few of those...

"where are you spiritually?" I would've said, "Somehere on a scale between none of your goddamn business and get the fuck out of my house". Also, no tips.

I like to read an article in its entirety before staring a post, but I was so excited after just reading the title, I had to restrain my hands in order to do so.

I was over that song after five minutes, but after reading these conspiracy theories, I am currently bellowing "Let it go" for all to hear. If anyone hears what sounds like a wounded wolf, it's me.

I don't know why, but I am less angry when I hear these idiotic text out loud than when I read them in print ¯\_(ツ)_/¯