Head Coach: I'm going to make you eat your words!

Riley Cooper: I'm so sorry about what I said, but you're not even the coach here anymore Mr. Reid!

Head Coach: Fine, more for me then! [begins eating pages from War and Peace]

Let's get one thing straight people, any Demolition Man reference is a good Demolition Man reference. Demolition Man is by far the most underrated action movie of the 90s, I mean look at the cast, it's a who's who of late 80s/early 90s mediocrity: Stallone, Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Rob Schneider, and…

Sharp blows to the chest can induce ventricular fibrillation in young children. I am a respiratory therapist and at the last peds hospital I worked, the medical staff was unsuccessful in resuscitating a 14 y/o who was struck in the chest by a line drive. There was no structural damage to his chest, no pneumothorax…

I know. The office got real quiet here suddenly.

As the father and sometime coach of an 11-year-old boy who loves baseball and plays much of the year now, this sort of thing is just a dagger in my soul. You know horrible accidents like this happen, but you try not to think about it. Something like this can happen under all sorts of circumstances, but I can't help…

That's right, foreigners—you want to come here, you'd better speak fluent English. Just like Americans do when we go to other countries.

Believe it or not, people can be different things at different points in their lives. "Bad" people can later reform, and "good" people can later lose their way, and many of us have moments of each. Furthermore, none of the things you bring up are very damning evidence against him on their face.

He was my favorite player when I was a kid. Love that 93 team. He had a great World Series with the Marlins. I

Remember when he was the scrub backing up Lance Parrish?

That sucks. I love that weird bastard and I wish him the best.

1993 will always be my favorite Phillies season, for so many reasons.

I was in 9th grade in '93. Those guys were awesome, and Dutch was the leader.

+1. He was the face of the franchise for my generation, and the face of one of the most entertaining and beloved single season teams in sports.

I'd argue that this case sits on the fault lines of the racial divide in Florida, and really is important to anyone that is the parent of a black teenager. Is it ok for someone to confront you when you're alone, get into a fight with you, and then shoot and kill you, and then walk away scott-free with out so much as a…

Ehh. It kind of is more important, actually.