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Whereas Cubs fans seem to prefer targeting their own black players. And they prefer to mail it to them.

Or the way the Chicago government has always treated any and all black citizens.

I guess the NYDN was assuming that Cards fans would treat Heyward the same way Cubs fans treated Dusty Baker, or Milton Bradley, or Latroy Hawkins, or Jacque Jones, or ....

This is still way less intense than Kane’s sleepovers, which involved a brief wrestling match before going to bed.

St. Louis has the Cardinals, but it’s offset by the Blues. Meanwhile, Chicago has the Blackhawks, but that’s offset by the Cubs.

If they win tomorrow, I’m going to need all the Valium in the greater St. Louis Metro area. If the Blues win this in 7, I want them to play a Game 8 just to be sure.

Would you be surprised to learn that Kobe didn't pass once in this game?

Hold on. How did Kobe perform in this game?

Enough Deadspin. Kobe made a bad mistake that shows he’s an awful person. Do we have to keep talking over and over again about how horrible and dysfunctional he is?

Bulls in six? What a fucking joke. If they played today the Warriors might lose one game, two max. I mean most of the Bulls players are in their fifties now for Christ’s sake.

Could you repeat that?

You think shoving people’s noses in their failings is something intrinsic to brown people? They just can't help but act obnoxious, is that it?

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

Now this is the type of police brutality I can get behind.