ashmagosh
ashmagosh
ashmagosh

Thanks a lot dude, my wife was away on business all last week, and I only did 2 loads of laundry and did a half assed job of cleaning the microwave after my daughter splattered pasta sauce all over it.

“But your honor, go easy on me. Since I killed my parents, I’m an orphan”

Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

Fox News standing up for Megyn Kelly now is like three months late. I wonder if they feel they can be belligerent because Trump had another debate canceled and those are big money makers for the networks.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

No no no, not being judgey at all, just honestly wanted to know. It’s not clear in the article, and television often makes drinking and driving seem like a lesser crime than it actually is. If it subverts that trope, that’s awesome.

With will arnett no less!

Didn’t Netflix already make this show?

Master of None was overrated as well. Was good at start but last few episodes very poor. Jessica Jones was the same. Great start but just fizzled out.

Netflix has made some really sucky shows recently. Needs to up its game. Love was a similarly terrible show I thought. Again was another show about early 30s middle class white people who are just awful people.

See I hated all of Rory’s boyfriends. They all sucked.

it’s only lead poisoning if you believe in it...

Water contamination? Not a thing!

there you go again, using logic and reason!

Believing most rape accusations are false should result in immediately losing your job as sheriff.

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

ARRRGGGGH.

If I choose to believe Sheriff Rowland is not real, can he not exist? Because then I might be ok with the never-existed-to-begin-with "logic" he's using.

On the plus side, if he were president he’d never take the time to do any of the stupid shit he’s promised.

Not that that would ever happen.