This gif is so perfect for so many things but as a reaction to this particular story, it takes the cake.

People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive enough.

Vivien Leigh could've generated chemistry with a MARBLE STATUE, come on

"Good luck with that."

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Well, it is just some flesh sponges wrapped in a skin tube so any decent pair of scissors should......

She is exactly who Madeline Albright was talking about when she said there is a special place in hell.

Yeah but now your streak is over, because here we are, discussing rape.

I'd be much happier if they were lovers but I recognize that is unlikely

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

This is awful. I knew this happened to a relative in my family and honestly, when I found out the children were being around a woman recovering from cancer with no immune system - I hit the roof. People are so fucking selfish about vaccinations. The reason you have them is also not to kill other people!

Not to make light of the situation- refusing to vaccinate a child for any reason other than allergies is tantamount to child abuse in my eyes, but whenever I see "secret antivaxxer" pointed out, I imagine a secret society where the women and men all wear capes, hang out in abandoned warehouses, and drink gluten-free…

I am my family's resident hippie and brought up vaccinating in a conversation with my dad once, but apparently in a distressingly neutral way. His face was all, "Oh god, I will eat the black bean brownies and tolerate the kale chips, but not this...." The look of relief when I said that of course people should get…

I'm so sorry. The thing I can't wrap my mind around is that even IF vaccines cause autism, I would still rather have an autistic child than watch it die of a preventable illness. I'm pretty sure dead is always the worst case scenario.

I just found out my sister is a secret antivaxxer. She has four kids. My mother told me, completely befuddled as to how she raised such an idiot.

Okay this is kind of personal so instead of asking you about your sexual practices I'll just make a statement about mine: I like all different kinds of sex and expanding our repertoire to include non-penetrative sex and anal sex has meant way more intimacy in my marriage. Dan Savage likes to go on about how limited…

Parents, grandparents, girlfriends, future employers, priests, rabbis, imams — faith leaders of whatever spiritual persuasion they belong to. Let's do this.

I didn't realize that sticking a finger in one's ass to see what's holding things up was even an option. Also, going to the vibrator to "shake them out" is fucking hilarious.

I am troubled that I don't find this the grossest story. What's wrong with me? Am I secretly super mega gross and nothing else comes close? I need counseling!

Eh, I dunno. This sort of MRA seems more like the sort who grew up feeling very entitled (and possibly more of an asshole than your average man), and now finds himself not only being denied the things he feels entitled to, but being accused of being a monster for wanting those things. It's not that he doesn't fit into…