I mean, props to you for being present. And I guess props to the people who realized that they weren't capable of handling this but....holy. crap.

So she blacked out and then woke up in the middle of blowing a dude? Being blacked out means you can't give legal consent.

I'm going with the number from the FBI. As a former prosecutor, I'm sure you're very familiar with the phenomenon of victims who recant or choose not to pursue their cases for reasons other than a lack of merit.

And that's what makes it FUN for her! She KNOWS she not supposed get it and that it will make adults go "Huh? Wha?" Watching them be flustered is her entertainment.

"Hi, people call me Quvenzhané. But you can call me tonight."

I was thinking that too. I don't usually (ever) listen to his show, but that was a very strong interview.

Imagine what it would be like if the people who wrote company policies on maternity leave went through childbirth themselves.

Howard Stern has evolved into quite the interviewer. He's able to elicit a lot of really personal stuff in a fairly non-invasive manner. Quite the change over the last 30 years.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

Not that this is nearly as involved or stressful as pregnancy, but I recently had an emergency ovectomy because a large cyst had killed one of my ovaries, and my doctor told me that "in terms of recovery, this is comparable to a c-section, so don't try to rush back."

I totally agree.

it's beginning.

... comments she made about the Obama girls looking like bar floozies with bad attitudes

Just like the entire concept of a royal family?

"Popping the snapple cap" is a good one. A coworker once told me that she was going home and "getting the last pickle out of the jar"

Sure, but they seek to pass laws that obligate you to certain actions. Pro choice people don't obligate anyone to abort. Pro lifers do obligate you to give birth. It's s huge asymmetry. They can rally, but their aims are not democratic.

The skin has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Which one? Chelsea or Kim?

Gawker ran with it, apparently.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.