(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

Probably Ariana Grande

Gynecism promotes the political position that the primary and most essential power a female can hold is the control of her own sexual and genital functions.

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

Well you know. In the US we run from boobs in Russia Boob runs you. :P

In fact, he seems like a downright amoral and generally unpleasant boob!

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

They're nice boobs.

Totally agree. Plus, they "dated" (which I'm sure even includes the awkward "uhh so I've kissed your face and stuff, what does that mean?" phase since it's celeb gossip) for a sum total of 4 months, which I think is an accurate amount of time for a 24 year old to try dating someone older, who has children, to figure…

I personally think that hardcore Creationist and hardcore Evolutionist need to calm down. Like why can't you just get along. I personally believe in both and think that putting them togehter creates the whole picture of evolution. That's just my opinion though.

attempting to start a conversation isn't harassment. Persisting when you're not getting the appropriate feedback is harassment.

I would be genuinely interested in seeing a video of an attractive man walking these same streets, to see if any women (or other men, I suppose) harass him.

The following year, Davis made a much better movie directed by Harlin, The Long Kiss Goodnight. That movie was a box office failure too and it's pretty ridiculous but it is much more fun. After these two expensive flops, Davis didn't make another movie for a few years and never made it back to the A-list. And Harlin…

Christopher Masterson of Malcolm in the Middle, brother of Danny Masterson from That 70's Show.

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

Needs to be a gif.

It's a sad day in porn that they had to put a fake mustache on a man playing a character that has a pornstache.

Vegan steak, in that it's from a cow that ate only vegetables.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.