Also, if we're referring to a single female graduate of a university, she's an alumna. Let's get our Latin declensions right, Jezebel.

"Discount Double Check!"

I'm angry about this because a) I don't care for Olivia Munn and b) I have a secret, shameful crush on Aaron Rodgers. (Because I am a Vikings fan.)

As a Packer fan myself, I hear you. But isn't it sort of part of their charm that not everyone knows who their star players are, or recognizes them as easily as someone like Tom Brady or Peyton Manning? We might run a bit under the radar to folks who don't know their football history, but we're still the only team…

Thank you! I don't know how many of these college assault articles we have to have before people start thinking beyond "colleges can't convict."

You're correct that they don't. But the court system does not have authority to remove a student from class or suspend them from an institution of higher education and so there needs to be appropriate due process.

Yeah, there wouldn't be like higher ed case law, a professional association, required degree paths, and campus legal involved in this.

The panels, if they were attended to properly, would actually give the victims a better shot at justice. Sexual assault charges are incredibly difficult to prove in court, but a campus panel can find you guilty and, theoretically, ruin your academic record and put your name on a terrible violation. This.. just doesn't…

I agree that something isn't working, especially with complex and possibly violent incidents on campus and/or affecting students. However, the idea of a justice system on campus that includes meetings, hearings and panels to determine responsibility is integral to many higher education institutions. Students get…

I am a Junior at Amherst College. I work as a Resident Counselor and Student Health Educator and do a lot of work around sexual respect on campus. I also have a number of close friends in "underground" fraternities on campus. While I agree that having unregulated Greek life at the school is problematic, the need for…

*head asplode*

And this is why Margaret Atwood is my favorite. She gets to the core of things with surgical precision.

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

My decree is that he looks EQUALLY SQUISHABLE in both.

It just looks like they changed a lighting filter? It's not like they removed wrinkles or blemishes or gave him a time-head or anything.

"Don't make this about you" is great advice that applies almost all the time, yet seems to be harder and harder to grasp/follow. Seem to me like it's being replaced more and more by "I'm not fake so I'll do/say whatever/whenever". Oh god I'm an old.

My husband didn't use threats or words. He just WAS. Very politely, he existed. No boy ever got our daughter home late, much less broke her heart.

I've seen articles in defense of age gaps on this very site. I think it would be as indefensible to inject that language into an article about a straight man being accused of rape, but I also think it would be far less likely to happen. Gay men are often stigmatized as predators because many predators are men…

I just want to say that using a term like 'chicken hawk' is akin to writing an article about an alleged rape victim being 'slutty.' I know it's a lot easier to dog pile a person based on allegations like these but that doesn't make it any less shitty. Consider that if you make being accused of something a punishment…

Stop copying me. It's called slouchcore and I started it.