Her characters are for the most part are unlikable, indefensible, and often deserving of their fate and of the 3 novels I've read, I can say only one out of all those characters really deserved a "second chance" barely (I can't stand animal abusers) and seemed as if her character was revisited 5 years later, she…

God, it's movies like this that make me wish I could take Ben Affleck seriously.

I was glad that I read Gone Girl simply because it encouraged me to read Sharp Objects. I liked Dark Places too, but I really shouldn't have read the 3 of them consecutively; when I was done I was starting to feel pretty batshit insane myself.

Quiet, you.

That's because you're way too into 1D to have any other boy band in your life.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

RA Derek graduates this spring and goes on a job interview. Hiring manager glances at his resume— exactly the same as every other kid who just graduated— and, searching for anything to discuss with this 22 year old in the too-big suit, sees UConn.

As a current RA, about $78 then?

Over/Under on times Derek the RA has told another student "I'm not here to make friends": 99.5

Huskies are just pants for fats kids, so yeah, laundry

I sincerely doubt that they didn't understand what they were signing off on. I suspect the problem is the perception that "good" women wouldn't need those types of nasty abortion services anyways, so why cover them.