I have his reaction when people talk loudly on their cellphones on the train. AND I’m the biggest asshole on the planet (if not universe). But I don’t because I’m a normal person and the basic laws of society apply to me.

And since you aren't famous you'd be arrested for it.

No you don’t get to steal people’s possessions because they were rude.

Fuck Bill Murray.

The fact that my comment makes you think I was not old enough to have actually been reading comics in the 90s makes me think that you definitely weren't old enough to have been reading comics in the 90s.

This makes me think that you definitely aren’t old enough to have actually been reading comics in the 90's. It was so, so, so much worse than today. Not even comparable.

Well, I guess you can be the one guy who sees no difference.

C’mon. You know it was much worse then with all the chromium foil hologram polybagged bullshit.

There is a big one missing from this list and that is: are there any firearms in the home?

Life is a cruel and meaningless joke.

People who are perpetually late. If you are NEVER on time to ANYTHING, that’s a problem. Beyond the ability to manage a schedule and be a responsible person, there are deeper issues. Often times those people have a deep rooted issue with caring about your time and the effort you put into being organized.

I’m guessing because there’s a certain group of people who are generally respectful to their “equals” but love bossing around or degrading people they see as their servants - waitstaff, cashiers, people in a customer service position. Waiters get the brunt of it because they know they can’t mouth off to them and that…

Because that is typically who are you are interacting with on first dates, which often involve dinner at a restaurant.

Doing things you like and being immature are not the same thing. I don’t know where that came from. I know some really silly people like to associate playing video games and riding a motorcycle with being immature, but that’s not what immaturity is at all nor are any of those things violating social norms.

I could be wrong, but I believe they are talking about etiquette. Things like talking with your mouth full, belching loudly, using your napkin as a bib, not wearing the proper attire for the situation, cursing like a drunken sailor, etc.

If you’re calling people assholes because they don’t give a reason why they won’t go out with you, I can think of at least one right now.

Smart move on her part.

Wrong. A person doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re not interested. The fact that they’re not interested should be enough.

This is not to say that providing a reason wouldn’t be nice, or helpful. Just that people do not owe you a reason for saying no to a date or romantic overture.

If a girl tells you she’s not interested in you - accept it and move on. She’s just not into you. When guys don’t accept a girl’s no, they often take it as an assault on their a suitability as a mate in general, and that’s why they have trouble accepting it. That’s not true at all! It doesn’t mean there’s anything…

4. Tell them they are stupid, and you want to make America great again.