I’ve worked in the entertainment industry my entire adult life, since the age of 19. I’m in my 30s now, and I’m definitely on my way out. I love what the business does, but what has blown my mind time and time again is how this lazy garbage town goes out of their way to protect assholes and predators who aren’t even…

You motherfucker.

Doesn’t even matter.

Shhh! Sit down and just watch it and cry it’s good you fucking hater! Life IS like a box of chocolates and you are the disappointing orange-creme filled one!


ETA: I’m sorry. I let myself get carried away there.

I’m going to send you to Jesus.

Another Texas veteran gets it too:

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

All the people who have ever done my hair have said something like “all that hair and you have the nerve to be tender-headed,” like I’m doing it out of spite. You know I’m tender-headed so stop pulling so hard!

Who the fuck is this “trainer?” All of us mothers and aunties need to find her and beat her senseless. She should be locked up just as long as this rapist.

No way, with Kelly in charge. I bet it has something to do with his book. Perhaps plagiarism???

Isn’t Dash more of a POC Becky who tries to use a “white privilege” badge she made with a crayon and an index card?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Atheists do have beliefs to respect, the problem is you don’t deem them worthy of respect so you pretend there aren’t any. One can have a set of beliefs without bringing a deity into it.

My theory is that Trump knows something big is coming for him, and so he has to rally the most violent and hateful part of his base as he knows many others will desert him. He is trying to push for a violent uprising.

Fun fact: Hippos killed the first Pharoah of Egypt! Also fun fact: the pgymy hippos at the zoo in Boston taught my 2 year old how mammalian babies are made!

I saw someone calling snakes “Nope Ropes” on Facebook yesterday. It spoke to my soul.

She is very cute for a danger water cow.

They have to tell him he’s handsome and a good boy and affectionately ruffle his hair and diaper his enormous behind and generally give him the love mommy and daddy didn’t otherwise...

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”