Yes, but is the tie made of silk or .... lenin?

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

In case you haven’t seen it, Ross Matthews has the world’s best Lady Gaga story from RPDR:

At first I was like:

My favorite; I was confused! Asshole- I’m fine though. Finally done crying and almost don’t hate him anymore.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Me too! Saw it on da intawebz where a guy has a bunch of book covers like this and pretends to read them on the subway.

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

On his way out of Washington D.C., Brotman stabbed two Secret Service agents sent by Trump to kill him; carved his legacy into the National Archives and made his way to serve his true president.

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

<Cut to Brad doing a wacky, spastic dance while the crowd goes wild and Angie storms backstage in tears>

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

I mean, I should know all the names of the hosts, and I don’t. Because it changes so often!

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

They spoke to Matthew Mcconaughey about this and this is what he said: “Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward. I don’t mean going back to reminisce or chase ghosts, I mean going back to see where you came from and picking up drunk kids. Where you’ve been drunk, how you got there, see…

I hate her too. I said it. Again. I will actually not stop saying it. She is the bitch in school who’s ass you just have to beat and be totally willing to take the suspension for it. You just take off your earrings and then your shoes and just go batshit ass hopping crazy on her and beat her until the teacher pulls…