Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

I can’t look it up right now, but a few years ago she was doing press junkets (or whatever they’re called) for that movie she did with Justin Timberlake, and they were in Russia and some journalist started trying to slam Justin and Mila just let the journalist have. It. In Russian. Because she was born in the Ukraine…

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

Yawn. Come down off that high horse, when you’re done, partner.

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?

Can we get a clip of the last part of her speech? It was really sweet and I think it added insult to injury because she completely slammed every single republican in the nicest way possible.

Fuck yeah, let’s get this party started!

The thing you need to understand about Trump is that he is, fundamentally, a narcissist. His sense of self is intolerably fragile and depends on the belief that he is the best, the most important, the most powerful, the most moral and the most intelligent person in existence. Anything that counters that internal…

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Fuck, how much meth are you on??

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

The audience was cheering and singing along. Thom was in a great mood, too. It was such a great show. I’m so bummed they didn’t come to Boston this time. 😩

I’m reminded of when I lived in Chicago and was at the Drake Hotel having lunch one afternoon. In walks Frank Thomas....White Sox player. He was dressed to the nines and was carrying a briefcase. He was certainly looking very businesslike. He was seated at the table next to mine and after ordering something to drink…

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

The last time I saw them (the last tour, not this one, alas), Jonny actually looked up and smiled at the audience. It was amazing!

Aww. Thank you. I like you too just based upon your love of music. There is still a part of me that wants to have Johnny’s socially awkward (with great hair!) yet musically genius babies.

I’ve met a good number of musicians over the year, but the one who made me lose my shit was Peter Gabriel.

And this: