When will people learn that a burn and shade are not interchangeable at all. A burn is something that is felt instantly, by everyone in attendance. Hell, even people from future generations can fell a damn good burn. You can’t deny a burn has happened. President Obama burned that sentient Cheeto puff this week (and…

Can we get a clip of the last part of her speech? It was really sweet and I think it added insult to injury because she completely slammed every single republican in the nicest way possible.

Awesome. Did the audience gasp in awe?

Guys, I am so upset. I don’t want her to stop stomping on stupid people with her fashionable shoes. I want her to be First Lady forever. Why can’t we have nice things?

Aww. Thank you. I like you too just based upon your love of music. There is still a part of me that wants to have Johnny’s socially awkward (with great hair!) yet musically genius babies.

It’s okay. He made “Sledgehammer”. One of the best songs from the 80s. You were due a little freak over meeting him. Besides he sounds like an awesome guy.

Agreed. There would be some ugly crying, some groveling, and me repeatedly telling them they changed my life and “Pyramid Song” will be played at my funeral. I am that kind crazy Radiohead fan.

My first thought was, there are no strip clubs in Missouri. I can’t with this chick.

I am now praying this would happen. He will be completely destroyed for going after Cooper like that.

I think there might be a poltergeist in here cutting up some onions. This nation did not deserve her as a First Lady. I don’t think anyone could surpass her. Maybe someday, we would be ready for her to be our president. Maybe...

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Quick! I need the Gravity Falls gif of a gnome barfing a rainbow.

You know everyone at that table wanted to do bodily harm to that jackass.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

Before I even read the rest of the article:

You know, I have been trying to figure out just why I was so offended by the summer of Hiddleswift. I think you just spelled it out for me. I thought he was an actor’s actor. Instead, he seems like a pretty little poser. I could see if they were just a casual hook-up like Leo and Rihanna, but they tried so hard to…

Rita Ora is NOT A THING you guys! Why and WHO keeps trying to make her A THING?! NO! STHAP IT!

That seems so wrong...yet so so right. Oh that would be a great Halloween themed party!

I am a terrible human being for wanting that to happen.

That deplorable motherfucking orange waste of space can keep talking like this. I want him to burn. I want Clinton to win by the biggest margin ever.