All those books might earn Mueller a free personal pan pizza!

Now, if they based a show on THIS song, we’re getting somewhere:

That works for everyone except poor, poor Seattle.

This is the world’s slowest game of Jenga.

No Comic Sans means Gilbert definitely didn’t write it.

Trump using ‘is is’ in that tweet is reason No. 433,441 why he is unfit to be president.

10 points to Gryffindor. That much closer to winning the House Cup, and Dumbledore didn’t even need to hand out completely arbitrary Deus Ex Machina points.

Catching a third strike is considered a putout.

He calls that move the “Fuck You, Laura Ingraham”

I, for one, welcome our new river-dwelling overlords.

I credit this to a generation of players who traded ice hockey for soccer after seeing the unconscionable tactics of Junior Goodwill Games coach and possible Ben McAdoo fashion inspiration Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson.

It’s nearly three weeks later, and the missed false start on the Kelce TD in the Geoff Schwartz video still bugs me. DeAnthony Thomas is clearing moving before the snap, and even if he’s not going forward, Hill is still in motion, which makes for an illegal shift. The play design from KC is gorgeous, but as an Eagles…

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