That fucker still talks about “challenging” Damon Stoudemire to a drug test. Sanctimonious ass... I’ll give props (sorta) to Damon for doing it and passing, but would have been happier if he had said fuck you and kicked him in the nuts.

If he wanted to freeze The Oregonian out with widespread support, everybody in the state knows he should’ve blamed John Canzano.

Maybe if Sheed had endeared himself to any single fan base and tried harder, instead of showing his big pimpin’ urinal on MTV Cribs, his opinion would carry more water....Pun intended. The dude wasted more talent than J.R. Rider.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

You’d think enough people have seen Marcus Lattimore’s injury to leap into Goodell’s palsied arms at the first opportunity.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

One thing I will say for her, HRC is* a slightly off-putting nerd and, as a socially awkward and much less intelligent, less educated, more apathetic dweeb, I sympathize. I don’t mind a wonk for pres. Better than a beer-swilling New Englander with a ten-gallon hat and a coke-powdered nose (or, as in this election, an…

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

#AllBallsMatter

If you replace “puck” with “girl” and “testicles” with “prom,” the exact same thing happened to me. That’s right, I took a girl to the prom.

I don’t know exactly how to classify what the reaction every man will get upon reading this headline (and then struggling to read through the story), but I just got it.

Fuck fuck fuck, shit shit shit.

LeBron is standing just on the edge of the paint when that lane opens. If he goes, he gets a wide-open 3 look for Iggy, but if he tries to finish he has to do it through LeBron. Tough ask.

Note Steph could have chosen to go by Love on his first possession, but saw LeBron lurking as free safety underneath. Surely his anxiety spiked after getting owned by LeBron all series, and he decided to take his chances hoisting a contested 3 over Love instead.

The lane was wide open for an easy 2 after he shook Love the first time. GOTTA get points that possession and 3 wasn’t required. Plus he very easily could have drawn a foul, perhaps a 3 point play. If it’s a 2, worst case, you you come back next possession with less time and chance for the same desperation 3 to tie…

Damn... I was just glad to see Primus get top billing over Tool and Everclear.

Starred because it deserves to be ungreyed. But I disagree that conservative policies are reasonable about money - see our military spending, the long term cost of cutting funding to health care, social safety nets, and education. It doesn't matter if you save a dime here if you lose a dollar later because your…