Wait till you hear her music.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about PEDs? Seems they can be used as a further advancement of sports science, just as nutrition, training, shots of painkillers, and IVs during games are considered helpful.

Let us apply the rules of logic to your statement.

Some people in the greys are boring liberal scolds like myself, who enjoy Old World wine, Multicultural Cuisine, Australian-style Gun Control, and being completely ignored in the Deadspin comment section.

I’m an Auburn fan. I choose to forget most of the 2nd half of that game...

I’m a FSU fan (which on Deadspin that’s like admitting to killing puppies) but in the 2014 BCSNCG Tre Mason’s TD run late in the 4th quarter to give Auburn the lead. Right before Winston marched down the field with the game winning drive.

Pot makes people forgetful, like they forget about the players having fistfights all the time, Ruben Patterson being a registered sex offender, etc.

You make it sound like the only reason these teams got a bad rep was because of weed.

Everyone besides the keeper you mean.

Don't be too hard-on him.

Maybe don’t be so old?

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

R. Kelly is really interested in how this conversation goes.

Yeah, but this is inapplicable to her. She still believes, as an adult, that it was not coercion. It bothers me when people take the narrative away from the person they are claiming was a victim. It’s her story and her decision to determine whether she was a victim or not.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

i know. if i was a famous NFL player i’d not give one fuck. i’d be worse, funnier, more emotional, more big-headed than the worst of them. all we do is criticize anyway. the worst are the tweets from other NFL players directed at Cam saying he should grow up. fuck ‘em.

Oh, relax. He “blew it” in the same way Tom Brady “blew it” against this team two weeks ago — he lost a game to a tremendous defense that forced him into too many mistakes. Some were crucial, some were just part of standard gameplay, but Cam’s persona neither makes him more or less culpable than any other quarterback…

What the fuck? When did Deadspin turn into a shitty fucking hot take factory? How the hell are you comparing Newton’s press conference to that Manning press conference? Manning literally blamed his teammates for the loss. THAT is what made that so shitty. Neeton didn’t do anything like that. He gave curt answers. He…

Was I the only person who was at a Super Bowl party and had to deal with someone who, for the fourth year in a row, found a reason to root against the team with the black QB?