I just make my own bacon. Its really not that hard. I have ventured into Canadian bacon as well in order to learn wet curing. Both are pretty easy and you can have bacon in under a week. The most pain in the ass is skinning the meat. One day Ill break down and buy an industrial machine for it.

fuck this. im in fucking hell.

can you imagine what it’s like to be a home body introvert, in a country where there’s a quarantine going on, and your non essential job is still making you go into work and sit at a computer all day?

and you’ve gotten two company wide emails, one of which is how they’re reacting to it,…

You know how- as we get older- we all reach a point where we realize the world has left us behind? That “I used to be ‘with it,’ but then they changed what ‘it’ was” point? This:

Ha! You don’t have to worry about Coronavirus. Maybe Tetanus.....

I’m with you on El Yucateco green habanero. My favorite hot sauce and always have a few bottles in my house and office. I wasn’t that big a fan of the Black Label reserve though.

The Pickapeppa mango sauces are ridiculously good. Add to soups rice, anything and everything. Gives some sweetness and a bit of heat. 

Pretty sure the aircraft carrier with the jacked up toilet system in the previous post is the most brown.

Great price on that brand new Frontier!

Oh my, I’m sorry. These are strange times. Have you called your landlord? I own two rental properties (one inherited and one paid off long ago) both inhabited by seasonal workers. Thankfully we have no mortgages. Although we count on the income for those properties, I’ve already called them to let them know I…

I mean, the end times are here, no one wants to talk to the manager, and the floor manager Susan is in self-quarantine. Are you NOT gonna fuck the radio under those circumstances?

Those Winchester boys sure are in a tight spot this time.

Rear-facing is better. That way, your children can SEE irresponsible, texting drivers nearly plow into them. This repetitive exposure to their own mortality at a young age frees them from their basest fears, allowing them to truly become their best selves.

It doesn’t. Workplaces with “unlimited” PTO tend to have employees use less of it than workplaces with set amounts

Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues

Less shoehorned in cheerleading musicals, more Harvey, Theo and Roz’s garage band.

You have a stove with a broiler (gas or electric)?

No reason it can’t be, I just don’t know the mathematical coefficient for herbs.

This couldn’t be more timely. We just harvested our potatoes on Sunday, so I now have about 600 pounds of spuds to consume.

No mention for the Hasselbeck?

coat with a little oil, cover with alum foil, roast in hot coals for 1 hour, enjoy.