Then I suppose it’s time to start building my army.

Now I’m hungry.  And I just ate a bloody rare steak.  I think it had some cow skin attached still. 

Then, you can make a truly informed decision that you won’t come to regret.

1. Assemble bread

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

I think part of it is that grocery stores have gotten so much better. I remember in the 90s having to search an entire city just to find the ingredients to make tiramisu. Now, I live in a small town, but I could get the ingredients in my neighborhood store.

My favorite pig joke:

On the other hand, In-N-Out actually treats their employees not entirely like cogs with higher wages than minimum and benefits.

I’m definitely glad he was fired over this. Security guards are supposed to be silent but deadly.

I wonder if Chapman would enjoy J.D. Salinger’s most recent work: Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out!

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

If meat is good, it’s a crime to drown it in sauce*. Compound butter is delicious but I think my favorite steak is just rubbed in salt and pepper and cooked in a lot of butter.

While I will always be in the camp of “a good cut of meat needs nothing else”, my ex loved to eat her steaks with ranch. And now one of my daughters has picked up this strange habit.

And you wouldn’t give it to him.

This reminds me of the time they threw Mike Muir in an insane asylum cos he wanted a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.

The real scandal here is who the fuck abbreviates “football” as FB? Especially after spelling it out TWICE in the same tweet (once w/ a capital F, mind you)

I don’t think sane people eat enough yogurt to make it in the Instant Pot. And I say this as a person who eats quite a bit of yogurt.

They’re making a comeback (in Canada at least). They’re my go to fast food burger simply because their onion rings are great.