That was something else making your mouth feel sticky.......

Hitting women is wrong. Hitting men is wrong. We need to teach our kids not to hit ANYONE unless you are in fear for your own or someone else's personal safety.

Reposting this from another comments section...

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

My buddy @edotwoods put it best: "You can't rape a woman no matter what she's wearing. But what was she wearing though?!?"

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

That is exactly what he's doing. And it is glorious.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

I wanted to go to a university that sent me a brochure with a SUPER HOT guy on it, so I could meet him, but mom killed my dreams and told me they just use stock models :(

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL? IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I chose my major (and thus, my university) because I wanted to meet Guns 'N Roses. My mother thankfully never found this out.

I just don't understand why he immediately went there because he thought someone was making fun of him. That's honestly terrifying.

OMG, when you are so useless that you start whining about WHO YOUR FUCKING DADDY IS, you have lost. Also, try not to incite other asshats to rape and bullying just because somebody hurt your fee-fees.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

If it were a business arrangement, why not keep it going forever (or at least 'til it ceases to be useful and you can replace it with something better)? You can have your romantic relationships on the side regardless. There are very few other people who Beyonce could have "business arrangements" with (and who would be…

I was going to post exactly this - on BG, every marriage is a sham, every man is gay, every woman is addicted to drugs and alcohol - I think a huge percentage of blind items are just shots in the dark and if someone happens to fit the bit, it's considered a hit, similar to psychics.

marriage is a business arrangement and treating it as a business arrangement is just as honest as marrying for love. Tax breaks, estate rights, insurance claims, legal rights, social status and gains, and much much more. If it a "true" marriage was just about love for one another, then why bother with all the legal…

Blind Gossip reports that pretty much every relationship between two famous people is a business arrangement. It really doesn't matter if it's true or not, because there's no way to find out, and then when they break up, they can say they were right. Because real couples never break up, only fake ones.