The only way forward for Cobb now is to sharpen up his cleats and try to nail Flynn in the kneecap, forcing him out of the inquiry.

Barry Come Back,

I find it amusing this comes out just a few days before Black Friday

Wow. Prince? Bowie? Now Manson? We are losing all of our icons guys.

I can only assume that Rust-oleum came on board after the Rose and Wade signings.

Feels good to get that off of all over your chest, huh?

The food is the trick, though: it’s in the center of the store and some yahoos come just to eat—so you have to literally bisect the store and run a circle around tourists, with a hallway the width of the death star balcony, to get, say, from chair to chair casters to upholstery. The restaurant is what ruins the…

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

Aww crud!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII’m Saaaaaaaiiiiiiliiiiing Awaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Every time I get teabagged in games I call the police and report that I’ve just been sexually assaulted.

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?"