I would, but they don't appear to be in any condition to greet guests at the moment.

"Going once, going twic— wait, that doesn't look like going to me."

The panties will drop… in value if she dies. Nobody going to raise their paddle in public on a dead person's underwear.

That old guy needs to get in line behind true luminaries like Louis Sachar.

Mudddy, it's a gas

That would probably be the first honest Great Job, Internet in years.

"You guys, Arya Stark is still aliv-!"
*Pierced with stray arrow*

We all thought Ramsay finished him off, but apparently Loose Bowelton has been living like a king at the Citadel.

Ann Coulter is such a miserable fucking ghoul that her toxicity manages to get past even my frozen 7-layer dip of an emotional barrier. I guess the silver lining is that everyone in her life probably despises her and she'll die alone.

Yeah, she really did fuck up constantly. But she fucked up for her kids.

I know, I was just being facetious and fairly drunk, which is a trick combo.

Those coke dealers might have straightened themselves out and brought peace to the Middle East, or figured out who 'You're So Vain" was about. Now we'll never know.

This country was built on the back of Kelsey Grammer puns and dammit, we're gonna go down swinging!

Your comment gave me acid reflux, so here's a gross upvote.

And the only cure is more Kelsey Grammer puns.

I swear I was just researching Kelsey Grammer for my term paper. My interest is purely academic!

I have several stories about drinking DXM at gas stations but none of them are even remotely interesting.

"Yall gon' make me lose my mind, up in solitary, up in solitary."

I see her more as a bastard Stokeworth daughter who tries to scheme to take over Castle Stokeworth and fails miserably.

"FOR THE WATCH!"
*Stab*