Conway looks like she's put in some serious hours floating in rivers and creeks.

The first time I read the books, I preferred her to the miserable Iron Island dudes.
The second time around I started to find humor in their cold wet misery and her vengeful no-talking death cult started to grate on my nerves.
I'll hold judgement until we finish the whole story though (possibly forever).

ALL MOVIE SCREENINGS AND BOOK SIGNINGS AND WILD CARD SHIT MAKE GEORGE A SLOW BOY

Catelyn was no 'regular person.' She was a fiercely loyal wife and mother who used her last breath to try and save her son. Sure she hated Jon, but that just adds to the complexity of her character.

Oof, that's pretty bad. What a motley crew of deviants.
Lock 'em up!

I like Kelsey Grammer the Actor, and I dislike Kelsey Grammer the Human.
I've never experienced Kelsey Grammer the Lover, but I feel it's safe to assume I would be disappointed.
So far there are three Kelsey Grammers in this comment and I only like one third of them.
I'm sure there are many other Kelsey Grammers out…

Tim Allen was a snitch, James Woods regularly contributed to Family Guy, and I'm sure Kelsey Grammar has done something just a horrendous.

Apparently 'Too Much Good Stuff' now extends to statutory rape.

Next, Hologram Michael Jackson is planning an American Town Hall meeting tour, wherein he will educate developmentally arrested adults on how to avoid accusations of… well… you get the picture.

"Annie's staying with her sister for a few weeks while she considers her legal options. Any further attempts to contact Annie will be struck down and it'll be your doom."

"When I'm goin' to the movies, I take up seven rows, because I'm… not allowed within fifty feet of minors."

At least he faced South Park justice during his life. That's gotta count for something.

'According to Jim' somehow becomes even worse.

"You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a sex criminal!"

Brb, going to go watch this, and brush up on my Spanish as an added bonus!

I have not. I also had no clue Eric Idle was a Rutle. Grade-school me loved Monty Python and the Beatles and I would have fuckin' loved that.

The Trump Administration should name the White House Chief Plummer as the next Press Secretary. Someone who can stand toe-to-toe with Bannon's floaters on a regular basis and come out on top can handle anything the press can throw.

This is just like when my Mom told me I wouldn't have to look for a new Grandpa. Long story short, "the Grandpas at the mall can't come to Christmas, sweetheart."

I recall seeing Rutles CDs mixed in with Weird Al in the novelty section at Tower Records as a kid, but they never seemed quite allowance worthy and I never listened to them.

"I just opened the Gates of Hell on your bitch ass!"