*The Emmy's prepare posthumous lifetime achievement award for his work on Modern Family*

I'm seeing foreigner and cheap trick and I'm sitting way back on the lawn and I'm going to get good and drunk, mark my words.

The Simpson's producers swore a sacred oath before the Old Gods and the New that they would continue making new seasons until their last dying breath. An Oathbreaker is the same as a Kinslayer in the eyes of the Seven.

It's going to take like an 8 or 9 martini lunch to set me right.

Stuff like this is why the public no longer has any trust in institutions. Change is harsh and frightening, and all our idols are dead.

The whole concept of a Yeerk Pool was so creepy. Made me not want to go swimming for a good long while. I honestly don't remember a whole lot else from the series, other than the Andalites absorbing nutrients through their hooves.

Shit. Well at least The Men's Warehouse still thinks I'm going to like the way I look, right?

Yeah, I remember reacting strongly to that as well. There was something really eerie about turning into a bird somehow becoming the most claustrophobic act imaginable. Like, he essentially died to the world but still kept watch over his old surroundings. Haunting stuff. I do seem to remember that his parents were…

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I was thinking more alone these lines:
http://the-nightmare-before…

I'm pretty sure Bannon is only in our world because he escaped from Halloweentown.

Soooo naked

He did a great job of developing his personal brand, I'll give him that. I don't believe he's a maverick any more than I believe McDonald's wants to see me smile.

If he'd been diagnosed with spine cancer then a whole lot of things would start to come into place.

I want Shkreli to be able to get it up, and be always on the verge, but never be able to quite get there.

Sorry, we're clear out of handjobs, and we're even running low on footjobs. Are you familiar with the Kneepit? We may be able to squeeze you in next Tuesday.

Turtles can live to be 150 years old. We aren't even close to being out of the woods.

"Straight to DVD President Sarah Palin"

I guess all those long nights staying up watching Diamondbacks game finally caught up to the old coot

He's had decades to get better on a human level, I think it's unlikely he'll start now.