InsolventCloud

If you're that dead inside, then you're probably one of the people organizing and promoting Fyre Fest.

Tara Reid waits in the on-deck circle.

Make American Standard Great Again

If Grace Slick and Abbie Hoffman dosed him with acid he might actually become more lucid.

He's never had to be a normal human being once in his life, and he's never wanted to. He's like a kid in a candy shop, and we're all the shopkeeper getting pelted with Jawbreakers, covered in hot fudge and openly sobbing for the first time in decades. He's humiliating us and all we can do is scream in impotent rage:…

*Psst*
I know a guy. Meet me behind this AM/PM in 45 minutes and come alone or the deals off.

Being able browse every picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar every taken instantly on Bing has really taken the excitement out of it. Where's the suspense? The feeling of discovery? Hiding in the cellar?

Every time you heard the name Macron you started drooling and fantasizing about macaroons?

"I offered to help her cross the street, but she refused my hand. Such determination is truly inspiring."

She seems quite spry for someone of her advanced age. 257 in Trump Lady Years to be precise.

I feel like 'the producers of AMC’s hit zombie series The Walking Dead' are probably having a OK day relative to the guy who 'suffered a serious head injury after falling 30 feet onto a concrete floor.'

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Be Added To an NSA Watchlist

David Duchovny is The Mouth Rapist

Oh yeah, touch my, er, heart, with your, er, let's go with foot shall we?

People who sneeze onto cocaine typically don't last long in the music industry.

Steve and the Real Puppet

Nine Inches To Nails

"…the set of The Leftovers. The Rebel Base is on the set of The Leftovers."
"Continue with the operation; you may nominate House Of Cards when ready."
"WHAT?"
"You're far too naive. The Leftovers is too remote to make an effective nomination."

God, speaking of uncomfortable. That album cover was like prehistoric rule 34.