I hope his next wife is a better actor.

Not British, but she's only a year older than Daniel Craig. Bond needs to be a grizzled, experienced killer. I need my Bond to be dead inside, not pissed off because Fyre Fest was a scam.

That's because she wasn't acting, you stud!

*Lily Collins and Lily Allen sigh in unison and GTFO*

Well now I'm giggling like a 6th grader who just smoked hash oil for the first time.

Michelle Trachtenberg would be awesome, although I assume the producers aren't being forced to pick from Gossip Girl cast members.

They can't even see her LA Face, so it's pretty safe to assume her Oakland Booty is irresistible to sharks.

God, if Alex Jones were to produce an animated children's show, this would be the pilot.

I'd be very open to a female James Bond, but please not Blake fuckin' Lively. I mean, I did watch Gossip Girl all the way through twice, (don't ask, it was a dark time in my life) but I wouldn't give her a license to drive, let alone kill.

"Oh, I fully believe that Obama's had the power to turn frogs gay ever since he was born. In KENYA."

"All these crazy voters, where did they all come from?"

People always focus on the negative aspects of James Woods' life and never talk about his philanthropy. Like how he's putting his coke dealer's kids through college.

"I prefer frogs who weren't turned gay from the chemicals OBAMA put in the water."

"No that's the frog that's always slamming down iced tea you stupid cuck!"
-Someone else, somewhere else

"He's the Jim from that Mark Twain book they forced me to read in grade school. Last book I ever read. That Jim fellow, very politically incorrect nickname, liberals want to ban the book in schools. I can't say the name on stage or else I'll get crucified like the II Corinthians guy. But you know what I mean."

Now that's one Jim I'm happy not to mess around with.

Pictured: One Spicy Meatball!

Every Fisstech addicted Alghoul is like the setting sun?

And he'd know that draining the swamp would not be in his best interest.

Men: YIKES!
Ladies: ACK!