Well he does love to make it Wayne

I haven't caught up on Arrow yet. I just can't seem to find the time.

If thaat Mahhd Bhammah sicko thagated the Bhastin Mahrathon, even thaht Ghrey Ghost fruitcake couldn't ave sthapped me from thearin him appahart!- Mahky Mahk

Please do not overlook the Clock King aka. William Tockman aka. Temple Fugate. Doing so would be very un[clock]wise.

Super PACs are the new Kickstarter.

In Obama's America perhaps.

Freedom of Screech

Kid Rock for Senate: I am a Rock; Make America an Island Again

I'd rather Kid Rock be a Senator than Curt Schilling. Of course I'd also rather have Pol Pot be a Senator than Curt Schilling.

So THAT'S what happened with Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

I use every second of the Session… to honor it.

One time, my Aviatrix couldn't hear the safe word over the sound of the engine. Worst wind burn I've ever had.

Much like conspiracy theories themselves, she will never die.

Her Ellis Island name was Amelia Noseliver

Well at least the Lindbergh Baby was still kidnapped by Somali Pirates right?

You're the anal probe!

The Men Who Stare At Boats

Fyrerrhea

Nah, it's cool. He just made sure to turn the inches up to 11.

Unfortunately, the curse also made them forget about the Armenian Genocide.